Majoring in Avoiding Work Comfort Colors Shirt, Lazy Cat College Graphic Tee, Funny Student Procrastinator T-Shirt, Oversized Vintage Gift

100% attendance. 0% attention span. 🥱

An 11:59 PM deadline is creeping up, but here you are: bed-rotting with a sleepy cat, pretending your academic comeback is loading. We get it.

Printed on the holy grail Comfort Colors® 1717 tee, this shirt was made for sneaking into 9 AM lectures strictly for participation points, camping out at coffee shops, and mastering the art of professional procrastination. It gives off that effortless, vintage-washed thrift find vibe—minus the weird smell or emotional baggage.

The Specs (Read this instead of your textbook)

• 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton: Cheaper tees feel like sandpaper; this feels like a warm hug after bombing a midterm. Pre-shrunk so it stays soft forever.
• Garment-Dyed Vintage Finish: Faded just enough to make people think you have your life together and a killer wardrobe.
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz Relaxed Fit: Thick, structured, and cozy. Size up 1–2 sizes for that ultimate oversized "main character hiding from responsibilities" fit.
• Seamless Construction: No scratchy side seams poking you while you pretend to take notes on your laptop.
• Inclusive Sizing (S–4XL): Made for everybody who’s tired of working hard.

Care Instructions (Don't ruin your favorite shirt)

• Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Turn inside out, just like your sleep schedule during finals week.
• Bleach: Don't do it.
• Tumble Dry: Low heat (or air dry while you procrastinate folding your laundry).
• Iron: Low heat (or just wear it wrinkled—it adds lore).
• Dry Clean: Nope. Who has dry cleaning money in college anyway?

Warning: This Shirt may increase your confidence in procrastinating.